Attention: Now you can think like a genius!

"Who Else Wants to Develop Super Creative Abilities to Generate Extremely Innovative Ideas, Solve the Most Difficult Problems With Ease, and Attain Tremendous Success in Life?"

They snickered as I strode the length of the conference room, to the podium. I was prepared to address the committee.

"Is this several kind of joke?" unvoiced a fellow associate, as I affected past him. I was new in the department, and have not yet bowled them over with my great ideas.

"Not exactly an idea generator, what's that person trying to prove?" muttered one of the department supervisors.

I set the folder containing my presentation on the podium, and opened it slowl